Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I can read

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand how hurricane paths work

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have a reading level above third grade

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Can women learn to squirt?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I see through liars

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t buy bullshit

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

What sexual fantasies do you have?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone

I can count

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I actually pay taxes

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for fakery

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight